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  • curlycue
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    Lupus

    Hi PingPong..................... You stated that you have Lupus. I have a aunt that lives in Mexico and she has Lupus as well, she is getting treated with Cortizone shots! is that the treatment! and she is stating that her life is going to be shorted due to this illness she is 55.

    From the info. that I have been getting here in the Internet Lupus is treatable(dont know if spelled that right) I mean you can live a normal life.

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  • pingpong
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    That was great. And, yes, they always figure out how to reproduce!

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  • Bessie
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    Bad thing is I turned my head to figure out the one about the chain nose/ear one

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  • SandyRN
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    LOL! I liked that!

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  • SharonA
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    Scary thought.

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  • traceann
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    LMAO!! Those are great! Thanks for the giggle!!!!

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  • waterflow
    started a topic they walk among us

    they walk among us

    I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich.

    I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said

    "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said,

    "so I guess they're both free".



    She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk

    among us and many work retail.

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    A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old

    fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to

    good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there

    without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people

    were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he

    changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."



    The next day someone stole it. They walk among us.

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    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them

    shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"



    Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" They Walk among us!

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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

    direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him

    up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

    When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for

    sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that

    stuff." They Walk Among Us!!

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    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a

    call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I

    told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He

    responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call

    quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us!

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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard

    one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on

    her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't

    think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." They Walk Among

    Us!

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat

    belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They Walk

    Among Us!

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    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier

    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They Walk Among Us!

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    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip

    out every time she turned her head?"

    I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no

    matter which way the head is turned. They Walk Among Us!

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the

    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional

    and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

    They Walk Among Us!

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    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to

    go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut

    into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.

    "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6

    pieces." Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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    They walk among us, AND they reproduce
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