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    Hope this makes you smile.

    There was a dumb (Being a former blonde, I refuse to say blonde!) who was driving around for hours looking for a parking space. She decided the only way was to pray for one, so she looked up to the sky and said, "Dear Lord, if you'll only find me a parking place, I will give up swearing, drinking, smoking, sex with my neighbor's husband, and all of my other bad habits. Amen"

    She was totally amazed when she turned the next corner and there was a parking space! She again looked skyward and said, "Never mind, Lord --- I found one."

    (This one is too dumb to sign my name!)
    Stay safe


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    • #2
      lol thanks for not using blonde
      God grant me the serinity to withstand the days ahead!!!

      My myspace link...
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      Patricia

      In Memory of My Father (Lawerence) 1/25/2007

      Procedures:
      Interstim Sept 2001
      1st InterStim Removal May 2005
      2nd Interstim Implanted May 2005
      2nd InterStim Removed March 2007
      Hysterectomy 1999
      Tubes Tied 1997
      C-Section 1996

      Me and my kids


      Taylor (my daughter) Me and my daughter My son Cody and Taylor

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        • #3
          LMAO! That's a great one - copy that to send to my Mom-in-law!!!
          Hugs,
          Tracey
          How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time...

          Harry arrived 2/23/09!



          *IC Volunteers are not medical authorities nor do we offer medical advice. In all cases, we strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

          IC Diet Cheat Sheet:
          http://www.ic-network.com/diet/2009icdietlist.pdf


          Dx's:
          IC dx'd Nov 2004
          Lymphocytic Colitis dx'd July 2005
          Possible IBS
          Current IC Meds
          Vistaril 25mg in the evening
          Previous IC Meds taken:
          Cystoprotek - 2 caps 2x's a day
          Elmiron, 100mg 3x's a day
          Ditropan, 5 mg 3x's a day
          Others:
          Wellbutrin 150mg 2x's a day for Anxiety/IBS
          Pepcid 40mg a day for GERD
          Zytrec for Nasal Allergies
          Align Probiotic daily for IBS

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            • #4
              Hahahahaha....

              That is a great one!!! Being auburn-haired, I am not offended
              ****
              Jen

              *Diagnosed with severe IC in 2004
              *Also diagnosed with PFD, fibromyalgia, chronic myofascial pain, IBS, migraines, allergies/asthma, dermatographism
              *Kept trying a million different treatments for all these things until I found what works, and I am doing okay these days with the help of a cocktail of medications and the InterStim, which was first placed in 2007. [I have had 2 revisions - one in 2010 when my battery died and had to be replaced, and one complete replacement (lead and generator) in 2012 after a fall on my stairs caused my lead to move.]
              *Current meds include Atarax (50mg at night), Lyrica (150mg twice a day), Xanax (0.5mg at night and as needed), Zanaflex (4mg at night), hydrocodone (10/325, every 6 hours as needed), Advair, Nasonex, Singulair (10mg at night), oral contraceptives, home instills containing Elmiron and Marcaine (as often as I need to do them).

              **I am not a medical authority nor do I offer definitive medical advice. I strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

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                • #5
                  Cute

                  Donna,

                  That did make me smile! Thanks!

                  Kara
                  Complex Case: Severe IC 1999, Interstim 2001, Endometriosis 2001, End Stage Refractory IC 2002, Bladder Removal (Cystectomy) 2002, Gall Bladder Removal 2005, Infertility 2003, Urethra Removal, Bladder Reconstruction (Urethrectomy/Indiana Pouch) 2006, Celiac Disease 2007, Adhesion Disease 2007, Pudendal Nerve Entrapment, Ovarian Cysts, Vestibulitis, Vulvodynia, Total Vestibulectomy and removal of both Skene's Glands, 2007 and Coccydynia 2007. Fibromyalgia and, Chronic Myofascial Pain Syndrome both in my neck and knees, 2007, PNE Decompression Operation May, 2009.Multiple Chemical Sensitivities, Anesthesia Awareness (to awaken during operations)Pudendal Nerve Decompression Surgery, Revrse Uterine Sling, Sept. 2011

                  "One hour at a time, this was NOT my American Dream but it has to work out somehow."

                  I also have some journals of my journeys, past and some present at:
                  http://karasnewblog2008.blogspot.com/ and http://icnkaralynn.blogspot.com/

                  Most of my Journaling now is currently on Facebook. These are old and my ICN Patient story is very old and outdated.

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                    • #6
                      Red Hair here too! LOL
                      *IC-- Summer 2004; PFD--October 2005
                      *Fibro--Fall 2000; CFS-- Fall 2000
                      *MPS--Fall 2000; Crohn's disease-- 1997*IBS,GERD, *Migraines, hypothyroidism, GYN problems *Degenerative Disc Disease/scoliosis

                      Total Abdominal Hysterectomy--adenomyosis--9\08

                      04/17/09 Crohn's disease almost killed me with a combo of extreme constipation from pain medications. My bowel ruptured, I almost died from peritonitis and spent several days in the ICU then more in a private room on the floor. If you have any questions about severe constipation from pain meds please don't hesitate to send me a message.

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                        • #7
                          roflmao that was funny
                          'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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                            • #8
                              There was this preacher and he was furious because someone was spreading rumors that he was a member of the KKK

                              After several demands directed at his congregation, a girl with “specific” hair color stood up and said:

                              I never said you were in the KKK I just said you were a wizard under the sheets.
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                              Thank you for allowing me to share my experiences and offer support. Your physician is the only one to give you medical advice. I hope sharing the information from this site will help you and your physician develop successful management of your IC.
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                              Louann

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                                • #9
                                  Donna...A redhead here, too. You can tell all the dumb yellow hair jokes you want.

                                  "Wizard under the sheets". Too funny.
                                  Sharon

                                  Shopping??? Did someone mention shopping? I'll get my hat... ;-)

                                  Where I can be found most days.



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                                  IC Volunteers are not medical authorities nor do we offer medical advice. In all cases, we strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

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