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    1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
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    > 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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    > 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).
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    > 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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    > 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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    > 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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    > 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
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    > 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"
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    > 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.
    ***Rachel***

    Dance like no one is watching
    Love like you've never been hurt
    Live today like it's your last

    Dxd with IC in June '06

  • #2
    Wow.....those are so true

    #3 & #8 are soooooooooo me!!!!
    Miss Bessie

    Galatians 6:2 - Carry each other's burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.

    Hebrews 13:2 - Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by doing so some people have entertained angels without knowing it.

    Proverbs 4:23 - Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life

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    • #3
      Those are so funny because they are so true!

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      • #4
        Have you been hanging around my house?
        *IC-- Summer 2004; PFD--October 2005
        *Fibro--Fall 2000; CFS-- Fall 2000
        *MPS--Fall 2000; Crohn's disease-- 1997*IBS,GERD, *Migraines, hypothyroidism, GYN problems *Degenerative Disc Disease/scoliosis

        Total Abdominal Hysterectomy--adenomyosis--9\08

        04/17/09 Crohn's disease almost killed me with a combo of extreme constipation from pain medications. My bowel ruptured, I almost died from peritonitis and spent several days in the ICU then more in a private room on the floor. If you have any questions about severe constipation from pain meds please don't hesitate to send me a message.

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        • #5
          These are ME
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          Jen

          *Diagnosed with severe IC in 2004
          *Also diagnosed with PFD, fibromyalgia, chronic myofascial pain, IBS, migraines, allergies/asthma, dermatographism
          *Kept trying a million different treatments for all these things until I found what works, and I am doing okay these days with the help of a cocktail of medications and the InterStim, which was first placed in 2007. [I have had 2 revisions - one in 2010 when my battery died and had to be replaced, and one complete replacement (lead and generator) in 2012 after a fall on my stairs caused my lead to move.]
          *Current meds include Atarax (50mg at night), Lyrica (150mg twice a day), Xanax (0.5mg at night and as needed), Zanaflex (4mg at night), hydrocodone (10/325, every 6 hours as needed), Advair, Nasonex, Singulair (10mg at night), oral contraceptives, home instills containing Elmiron and Marcaine (as often as I need to do them).

          **I am not a medical authority nor do I offer definitive medical advice. I strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

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          • #6
            GUILTY AS CHARGE!! ALL OF THESE ARE ME!!

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            • #7
              Tooo funny, thanks for the giggles


              Tracey
              Diagnosed w/IC 7/18/05
              Dx'd w/Endo 5/5/06
              CFS
              IBS

              Current Treatments:
              Elmiron-100mg 4x's a day
              Atarax-10mg's 2x's a day
              IC Diet
              Oxycontin 40mg-Only when i can't take it anymore!



              Laparoscopy done, Endo lasered, Let's pray it stays away!



              "If you haven't gotten all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you don't want."

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              • #8
                Love these - I can relate to them all!!

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