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  • icnmgrjill
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    Just saw this! Wicked... wicked... but very funny man!!! LOL!

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  • kuntrygurl78
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    thats the one thing about gaining weight

    I now have boobs!:woohoo:

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  • petrie86
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    HAHA That was awsome! What a great way to start the day with a smile. Thanks Sandy

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  • July
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    That is so funny!

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  • tigger_gal
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    me either.. or at least somthing throwed his way.. I have gained a few pounds and hubby talls me wow there getting bigeer,,,,,, and they will go down when I decided to diet.

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  • Trishann
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    Can't believe he is still alive.

    Trishann

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  • Bessie
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    What a great sense of humor
    I love this one!!!!

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  • Sarojini
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    Hahahaha! I'll have to tell John that one as well!

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  • meme
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    Can't wait to tell that one to Mike! He told me today that I wasn't getting fatter I was just shrinking and compacting. He's lucky to still be alive

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  • GriffsMommy
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    hahahah, that's good Sandy

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  • Berkshire Road
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    Now, there's a man who's lucky to be alive!

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  • SandyRN
    started a topic The miracle of toilet paper!

    The miracle of toilet paper!

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.
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