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  • Sarojini
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    I laughed out loud too!!!!! And along with Stacey, I needed it!!!

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  • stacey79
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    That made me laugh out loud and, boy, I needed that today.

    Thanks!

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  • kadi
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    Funny!

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  • ihurttoo
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    Very cute!

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  • L. Thomas
    started a topic Who's in the Driver's seat?

    Who's in the Driver's seat?

    Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when
    his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home..
    As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.

    "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine.
    Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"

    The driver said, "No problem. Have at it." Billy gets into the driver's seat
    and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State
    Trooper operating his first speed trap.
    The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper
    pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to
    begin the procedure.
    The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
    rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.
    He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his
    supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the
    law... But I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I
    need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important
    person."

    The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No,
    he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the
    president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than
    that."
    The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
    The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham
    for a chauffeur!"
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