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    Now I lay me down to sleep.
    I pray the Lord My shape to keep
    Please No wrinkles, Please no bags, and please lift my butt, before it sags
    Please no age spots, Please no grays, and as for my belly, Please take it away
    Please keep my healthy, Please keep my young
    and thank you Dear Lord
    For all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

    Foot Note:

    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"

    Dance like no one is watching
    Love like you've never been hurt
    Live today like it's your last

    Dxd with IC in June '06

  • #2
    that was great.ain't it the truth!!!!!!!