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  • SharonA
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    Good ones.

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  • Sarojini
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    Both of these were hilarious

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  • GriffsMommy
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    LOL! I like that one!

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  • tigger_gal
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    A cowboy walks into the bar in Stavely, orders
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    >three bottles of beer and
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    >Sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
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    >When he
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    >Finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
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    >The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a bottle goes
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    >Flat after I open it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
    >time."
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    >The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
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    >Saskatchewan, the other is working up north, and I'm in Alberta
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    >All left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the
    >days we
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    >Drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for
    >myself."
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    >The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
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    >The cowboy becomes a regular
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    >In the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three beers and
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    >Drinks them in turn.
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    >One day, he comes in and orders only two bottles.
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    >When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
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    >Says, "I
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    >Don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
    >condolences
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    >On your loss."
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    >The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he
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    >Laughs. "Oh, no, everyone's just fine," he explains. "It's just that
    >my
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    >Wife and I joined the Mormon Church in Longview and I had to quit
    >drinking.
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    >Hasn't affected my brothers though..."

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  • tigger_gal
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    lol thats just too cute

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  • GriffsMommy
    started a topic Oh No Work!

    Oh No Work!

    There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
    hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
    else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
    private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
    two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
    Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or
    Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
    repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
    friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
    life.



    I thought this was too funny. Even though we can't enjoy the wine and beer I thought everybody would still get a kick out of it. A girl in my office sent it to me
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