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    I have to pass along one of my all time favorite jokes-

    One day a man was at the doctor. The doctor asks him,
    "How are you physically?"
    "Great"
    "How are you mentally?"
    "Great"
    "How are you spiritually?"
    "Fantastic! I have this amazing relationship with God where he will actually turn the light on for me when I have to pee at night, and turn the light off when I go back to bed!"

    Well, the doctor was so amazed that he decided to call the man's wife to see if the story was true. The wife answered the phone and she said.
    "Oh no doctor, how is he physically?"
    "He's great"
    "How is he mentally?"
    "He's great"
    "Then how is he spiritually?"
    "Well he says that he has this amazing relationship with God where he will actually turn the light on for him when he have to pee at night, and turn the light off when he goes back to bed!"

    There was a pause on the phone, and then the wife said,
    "Oh crap.... he's peeing in the refridgerator again!"


  • #2
    I really like that one
    Christine



    I have been diagnoised for 6 1/2 years now. I have taken a long break from the ICN but really miss helping out my fellow IC patients and want to get back into posting.
    1st hydro 4/07 showed no visible signs of IC but tons of mast cells in all my biopsy samples which did prove IC.
    2nd hydro 4/13/09 showed dark purple glomerulations and I had a capacity of 450 cc's. This hydro proved that my IC had progressed.
    I have tried every oral medication as well as rescue instills and DMSO.

    I have been lucky enough to see Dr Hanno, the top IC specialist in PA who has told me due to the fact that I have not responded to any "standard" treatments that I have a severe, end stage case of IC with a horrible quality of life (didn't have to tell me that last part!)

    Proud wifey of Shane, mommy to Griffin, and step-mom to Logan and Gage
    Also proud mom to the best Bullmastiff on earth, Claus

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    • #3
      OMG, that is so funny!

      Blessings,
      Lori

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      • #4
        lol...eeeeeeeewwwwwwww thats funny... hope they don't invite me to eat over
        'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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        • #5
          Hee-hee-hee
          Miss Bessie

          Galatians 6:2 - Carry each other's burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.

          Hebrews 13:2 - Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by doing so some people have entertained angels without knowing it.

          Proverbs 4:23 - Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life

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