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    Don't Disgrace The Family
    A young girl was going on a date.
    Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about young boys.
    He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
    He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
    But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you.
    You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
    With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
    The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted.
    "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace our family.
    When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family...
    Granny fainted!
    ***Rachel***

    Dance like no one is watching
    Love like you've never been hurt
    Live today like it's your last

    Dxd with IC in June '06

  • #2
    lmao
    'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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    • #3
      'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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      • #4
        Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Sharon

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        • #5
          I wish I would've heard that in high school. Would've been a good one for my mom!!!!

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