There was a guy and he wanted to buy his wife a great sexy bra but he didn’t know what size to buy. A friend told him he wanted a Church of Christ Bra (now I can tell this joke because I am C square)

So the guy went to Victoria Secrets and asked for a CofC Bra. The sales clerk said “We haven’t had any of those request in a while. We have a lot of request for Salvation Army, and Presbyterian though“.

The guy wanted to know what was the difference. “Well” said the sales clerk “The Salvation Army lifts up the trodden and the Presbyterian hold staunch and tight”

“And what about the CofC what does it do?” the guy questioned.

To which the sales clerk replied, “Well DUH it makes mountains out of mole hills”