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    It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics, to accommodate aging baby boomers. Sometimes things are so funny it hurts.

    They include:

    Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

    Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

    Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

    Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

    Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

    Abba--- Denture Queen.

    Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

    Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

    And my favorite:

    Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.
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    Those are funny Thanks for sharing and making me laugh

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      If they just were not so true.

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          Thanks for sharing. I have passed those along to my mother, who is a Baby Boomer. She always jokes that Ringo Starr could have been my dad... He was her favorite.
          ~ Stacey