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    This was sent to me by a very good friend


    The Old Gas Station

    The service station trade was slow.
    The owner sat around,
    With sharpened knife and cedar stick.
    Piled shavings on the ground.

    No modern facilities had they,
    The log across the rill
    Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
    That sat against the hill.

    "Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
    The owner leaning back,
    Said not a word but whittled on,
    And nodded toward the shack.



    With quickened step she entered there
    But only stayed a minute,
    Until she screamed, just like a snake
    Or spider might be in it.

    With startled look and beet red face
    She bounded through the door,
    And headed quickly for the car.
    Just like three gals before.

    She missed the foot log -- jumped the stream
    The owner gave a shout,
    As her silk stockings, down at her knees
    Caught on a sassafras sprout.

    She tripped and fell -- got up,
    and then In obvious disgust,
    Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
    And faded in the dust.

    Of course we all desired to know
    What made the gals all do
    The things they did, and then we found
    The whittling owner knew.

    A speaking system he'd devised
    To make the thing complete,
    He tied a speaker on the wall
    Beneath the toilet seat.


    He'd wait until the gals got set
    And then the d****ish guy,
    Would stop his whittling long enough,
    To speak into the mike.

    And as she sat, a voice below
    Struck terror, fright and fear
    "Will you please use the other hole,
    We're painting under here"

    'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

  • #2
    Very funny!!
    A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

    love ya' patticake

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    • #3
      Oh Brat that was so funny, tried not to laugh too much as my face is still sore with the stitches but I loved it, thanks for the chuckle, hugs Iris hi lmao lmao lmao
      Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.

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      • #4
        OMG that was good lol i can't stop laughing at that one scream lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
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        • #5
          LOL That was a good one!!!!!!! lmao lmao lmao lmao Makes me think twice about going at an old rusty gas station like that! eek eek
          Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!

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          • #6
            Hi Cindy,
            Bill and I loved what you did to that!!!!!
            Love
            Susan
            Susan
            People may not remember exactly what "you did, or what you said, but- they will always remember how you made them feel"

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            • #7
              Susan,
              glad you and bill liked that it took me a while to get it on here lol but well worth it and it fit right in with the boards)
              Brat
              'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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              • #8
                Hi Cindy,
                We laughed so hard at it. I sent you another one about a cuckoo clock that is sooooo funny, you just have to share that one. I don't know how.
                Love
                Susan
                Susan
                People may not remember exactly what "you did, or what you said, but- they will always remember how you made them feel"

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