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  • Three Little Pigs

    THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The
    waiter comes and takes their drink order.

    "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
    "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
    "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third
    little piggie.

    The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their
    orders for dinner.

    "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
    "I would like the salad plate," said the second
    piggie.
    "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third
    little piggie.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the
    waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies
    would like any dessert.

    "I want a banana split," said the first piggie.
    "I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
    "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the
    third little piggie.

    "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third
    little piggie, "but why have you only ordered water
    all evening?"


    You're gonna hate me for this....


    Hold on to your seat .


    The third piggie says -

    "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
    A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

    love ya' patticake

  • #2
    LOL That was a good one!!!! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
    Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!

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