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    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too
    much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:

    I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    The population of this country is 237 million.

    104 million are retired.

    That leaves 133 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the
    work.

    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
    leaving 19 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do
    the work.

    Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and
    City
    Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving
    1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
    Pikkumyy - special ed teacher, wife, wild animal rehabber, and PFD patient since the horrible kidney infection of 2000. In remission since 9/04

  • #2
    lol
    Medicine taken daily or as needed:
    1. Heaprin and Marcaine rescue installment 1 to 3x daily as needed.
    2. MS.Cotin 100mg 3x daily
    3. MSIR 30mg 1 or 2 every 4-6hrs as needed for breakthrew pain.
    4. Fentanyl 100 mg Change every 48hrs.
    5. Gentamicin 80mg install after each rescue treatment
    5 Leviquin 500mg self start as needed.
    6. Klonopin 1 or 2 daily as needed.
    7. Prosed/DS as 1 every 6hrs as needed.





    I have IC, but IC doesn't have me anymore!

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    • #3
      Overworked

      ---

      I have seen this before and thought it was funny then and enjoyed reading it again just now. Whoever did this one really knew how to work those numbers!! Thanks for sharing---
      Carley

      They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31

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      • #4
        omg that was just to funny
        'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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        • #5
          LOL another great one.Thanks,
          michelle

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          • #6
            too too funny

            I'd seen it before, but it was great to read again!

            Jen
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            Jen

            *Diagnosed with severe IC in 2004
            *Also diagnosed with PFD, fibromyalgia, chronic myofascial pain, IBS, migraines, allergies/asthma, dermatographism
            *Kept trying a million different treatments for all these things until I found what works, and I am doing okay these days with the help of a cocktail of medications and the InterStim, which was first placed in 2007. [I have had 2 revisions - one in 2010 when my battery died and had to be replaced, and one complete replacement (lead and generator) in 2012 after a fall on my stairs caused my lead to move.]
            *Current meds include Atarax (50mg at night), Lyrica (150mg twice a day), Xanax (0.5mg at night and as needed), Zanaflex (4mg at night), hydrocodone (10/325, every 6 hours as needed), Advair, Nasonex, Singulair (10mg at night), oral contraceptives, home instills containing Elmiron and Marcaine (as often as I need to do them).

            **I am not a medical authority nor do I offer definitive medical advice. I strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

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            • #7
              Oh my that was so cool, and so funny, never read that one before, thanks for posting, hugs Iris.
              Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.

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