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    I was so happy to see Bathroom Humor on the boards again. I am just repeating this one from when I posted it on the Over Fifty board. I don't think anyone read or responded to it there yet. I love humor and I hope I'm not posting too many, but I think we all need laughs every day to make it through. wink

    Most of these remedies sound like they will probably work, but most of them are more likely be another case of the "cure being worse than the disease" lmao

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache..

    AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are:
    You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

    Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

    And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never
    know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

    They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31

  • #2
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    • #3
      OH Thank you Thank you for our board back!!!!
      that was also a great post to start off with. lol lmao
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      5. Gentamicin 80mg install after each rescue treatment
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      6. Klonopin 1 or 2 daily as needed.
      7. Prosed/DS as 1 every 6hrs as needed.

      I have IC, but IC doesn't have me anymore!


      • #4
        Thanks Carley, a good one, loved it. Hugs Iris. hi lmao lmao lmao
        Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.


        • #5
          I'm crying this is so funny---especially since I cut the tip of my finger off this week chopping collards. I don't think DH will hold down my veggies, though.


          • #6
            I'm so glad you posted this ! I really needed to laugh! Grace
            When I am afraid, I will trust in you. Psalm 56:3


            • #7
              lol thats a good one
              'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'


              • #8
                That was a great one!!!! LOL!