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    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say 'WHO'S HORNY'.....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. jester
    Carley

    They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31

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    LOL Carley that's really funny!!!! lmao lmao lmao lmao
    Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!

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    • #3
      Now that was a good one lmao. lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
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      • #4
        That was great, thanks for posting, so funny, it hurts when I laugh because of my stitches, but that just made me laugh out loud, so funny, take care Iris. hi lmao lmao lmao lmao
        Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.

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        • #5
          lmao lmao lmao lmao
          Hang in there , There is hope.
          There is hope. Prayer works.

          Love, Debbie

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