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  • WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MAXINE

    hi
    I hope some of these give you a chuckle for the day--

    1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

    2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."

    3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

    4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

    5. Maxine on "Body Piercing" - "I'd get my tongue pierced, but I still have a little bit of brain left in my head."

    6. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

    7. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards."

    8. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

    9.. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita."
    Carley

    They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31

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    lmao lmao
    Hang in there , There is hope.
    There is hope. Prayer works.

    Love, Debbie

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    • #3
      LOL Carley those were great! My favorite was about technology. OMG I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard!! lmao lmao
      Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!

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      • #4
        Carley, they were great, I loved the one on aging,a margarita sure does goes really well with it, unfortunately cannot drink them anymore. They were all so funny, loved the post, hugs Iris. hi lmao lmao lmao
        Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.

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        • #5
          Now that was good LOL thanks I needed a good laugh. grouphug lmao lmao lmao
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