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  • PIZZA

    hi
    With the electronic profiling we have everywhere now this incident, although funny, could almost be true, unfortunately. At least since it does involve ordering pizza, it's "food for thought!" lmao

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

    Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

    Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

    Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
    6102049998-45-54610."

    Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
    Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
    Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which
    number are you calling from, sir?"

    Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

    Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

    Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat
    Special pizzas..."

    Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

    Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

    Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high
    blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care
    provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

    Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

    Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure
    you'll like it"

    Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

    Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
    local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

    Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
    What's the damage?"

    Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids,
    sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

    Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
    Your credit card balance is over its limit."

    Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver
    gets here."

    Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
    overdrawn."

    Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
    How long will it take?"

    Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
    minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while
    you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be
    a little awkward."

    Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

    Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
    car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd
    be using it."

    Customer: "@#%/[email protected]&?#!"

    Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a
    July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

    Customer: (Speechless)

    Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of
    Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
    from offering free soda to diabetics." hat
    Carley

    They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31

  • #2
    eek OMG!!!!! LOL lmao lmao
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    • #3
      OMG Carley!!! Tha was hilarious!!!!!

      Scary tho eek
      Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!

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      • #4
        lmao lmao lmao
        Hang in there , There is hope.
        There is hope. Prayer works.

        Love, Debbie

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        • #5
          omg roflmao that was so funny
          brat
          'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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