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  • The Cuckoo Clock

    Susan emailed me this joke and I wanted to share it. lmao Enjoy!


    The Cuckoo Clock

    The other night I was invited out for a night with
    "the girls," I told my husband that I would be home by
    midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the
    margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 4 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just
    as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
    started up and cuckooed 4 times. Quickly, realizing my
    husband would probably wakeup, I cuckooed another 8
    times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
    quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in
    order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
    in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed
    at all.

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock"

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
    clock cuckooed four times, then said, "Oh ****!"
    cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
    another 2 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the cat and farted!
    Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!

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    Oh Jesse, that was too funny, glad you posted it. Loved it, mum Iris hi lmao lmao lmao lmao
    Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.

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    • #3
      Jess,
      That was really a cute one!!! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
      Thanks for sharing -- kissing
      Carley

      They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31

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      • #4
        Way too cute Jess...thanks, needed the laugh! grouphug
        Wishing you the best, today, tomorrow, and always! Sheri G

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        • #5
          lmao lmao lmao
          Hang in there , There is hope.
          There is hope. Prayer works.

          Love, Debbie

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          • #6
            Oh I loved it thanks for the smile i'm to afraid to laugh because of the pain i'm having but boy was that a good one. lmao lmao lmao lmao
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