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  • dixiefireball
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    Oh I loved it thanks for the smile i'm to afraid to laugh because of the pain i'm having but boy was that a good one. lmao lmao lmao lmao

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  • auntiedeb
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    lmao lmao lmao

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  • SheriG
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    Way too cute Jess...thanks, needed the laugh! grouphug

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  • felineperson3
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    Jess,
    That was really a cute one!!! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
    Thanks for sharing -- kissing

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  • Britgal
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    Oh Jesse, that was too funny, glad you posted it. Loved it, mum Iris hi lmao lmao lmao lmao

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  • ICNJess
    started a topic The Cuckoo Clock

    The Cuckoo Clock

    Susan emailed me this joke and I wanted to share it. lmao Enjoy!


    The Cuckoo Clock

    The other night I was invited out for a night with
    "the girls," I told my husband that I would be home by
    midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the
    margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 4 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just
    as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
    started up and cuckooed 4 times. Quickly, realizing my
    husband would probably wakeup, I cuckooed another 8
    times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
    quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in
    order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
    in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed
    at all.

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock"

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
    clock cuckooed four times, then said, "Oh ****!"
    cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
    another 2 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the cat and farted!
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