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  • Beware of the Dog?

    Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign
    saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he
    noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash

    He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to
    beware of?"

    "Yep, that?s him," he replied.

    The stranger couldn?t help but be amused. "That certainly doesn?t look
    like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

    "Because", the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
    tripping over him." lmao
    Medicine taken daily or as needed:
    1. Heaprin and Marcaine rescue installment 1 to 3x daily as needed.
    2. MS.Cotin 100mg 3x daily
    3. MSIR 30mg 1 or 2 every 4-6hrs as needed for breakthrew pain.
    4. Fentanyl 100 mg Change every 48hrs.
    5. Gentamicin 80mg install after each rescue treatment
    5 Leviquin 500mg self start as needed.
    6. Klonopin 1 or 2 daily as needed.
    7. Prosed/DS as 1 every 6hrs as needed.

    I have IC, but IC doesn't have me anymore!

  • #2
    A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

    love ya' patticake


    • #3
      Very cute & funny!!!!! lmao lmao lmao

      They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.---Isaiah 40:31


      • #4
        lmao lmao lmao
        Hang in there , There is hope.
        There is hope. Prayer works.

        Love, Debbie