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    A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
    Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."

    Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

    Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

    The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

    And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!?'"
    Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!

  • #2
    that was cute reminds me of the time we only had one bathroom when there was four of us when i was preg. with alex. i stayed in the bathroom and jeff would be trying to get ready for work and yelling how long does it take one person to pee. LOL. thank Goodness we now have three bathrooms in this house. but there is seven of us here now. eek just hope we all don't have to go at one time because the one in my bedroom is mine ALL MINE LOL. lmao J/K.

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    • #3
      Jesse, that was so cute. I know when I lived in England at home, we only had one bathroom and there were five of us, but we always seem to manage. Now like Rhonda, I have my bathroom all just for me. Thanks for the smile Jess, luv ya and hugs mum Iris. hi kissing lmao lmao
      Today and every day you are loved, so don't be anxious about tomorrow, God will take care of you tomorrow; Live one day at a time.


      • #4
        I was surfing for jokes today just to bring some humor into my life for a little bit. I think laughter is good medicine.
        Mommy to 2 crazy, wonderful kids and wife to the most amazing man in the world!


        • #5
          I have to post this on my church web site engine. They will all get a kick out of this joke.

          lmao lmao


          • #6
            Jess that was funny)
            sounds just like your typical man too)
            'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'


            • #7
              That was hilarious! lmao scream Oh, the innocence of children!



              • #8
                That was so cute! Thats how I always answer my DD's "He's in your heart".
                That was too cute. lmao