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    ¿?Don't look at me!¿?

    Once apon a time, there were three male construction workers a
    Mexican, a Italian man, and a Blonde American. Every day they would
    sit up on the boom, of the building they were working on and every day
    they would get the same thing for lunch.

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and inside was a Burrito. " if i get
    another burrito for lunch again, I am going to jump of this boom and kill
    myself", He said.

    The Italian Man opened his lunch box and inside was pizza " if i get
    pizza one more time for lunch i am going to jump off this boom and kill
    myself ", He said.

    Then the Blonde American opens his lunch and its Boloney sandwhichs
    he says, " if i get Boloney for lunch one more time i am going to jump of
    this boom and kill my self"

    The very next day, all three men go up on the boom and open there
    lunches, The Mexican Has Burrito's so he jumps off and kills himself,
    The Italian Man has Pizza so he jumps off the boom and kills himself,
    then the blonde American opens his lunch and its boloney sandwhichs
    so he jumps off and kills himself.

    At the funerals of the man..the Mexican and the Italian wives are
    weeping, the Mexicans wife says" if he would have told me he didn't like
    Burritos i would have made him something different (sob sob sob)", The
    Italians wife starts weeping and says "if only he would have asked for
    something other than pizza i would have gladly given it to him!"

    Then they turn to the Blonde Americans wife and she isn't sobbing or
    anything and she says " DON'T LOOK AT ME HE MAKES HIS OWN
    A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

    love ya' patticake

  • #2
    a while back i posted one sort of like that one
    its always good to read a funny. lol lmao lmao
    Medicine taken daily or as needed:
    1. Heaprin and Marcaine rescue installment 1 to 3x daily as needed.
    2. MS.Cotin 100mg 3x daily
    3. MSIR 30mg 1 or 2 every 4-6hrs as needed for breakthrew pain.
    4. Fentanyl 100 mg Change every 48hrs.
    5. Gentamicin 80mg install after each rescue treatment
    5 Leviquin 500mg self start as needed.
    6. Klonopin 1 or 2 daily as needed.
    7. Prosed/DS as 1 every 6hrs as needed.

    I have IC, but IC doesn't have me anymore!


    • #3
      lmao lmao lmao
      Hang in there , There is hope.
      There is hope. Prayer works.

      Love, Debbie