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Don't look at me
¿?Don't look at me!¿?
Once apon a time, there were three male construction workers a
Mexican, a Italian man, and a Blonde American. Every day they would
sit up on the boom, of the building they were working on and every day
they would get the same thing for lunch.
The Mexican opened his lunch box and inside was a Burrito. " if i get
another burrito for lunch again, I am going to jump of this boom and kill
myself", He said.
The Italian Man opened his lunch box and inside was pizza " if i get
pizza one more time for lunch i am going to jump off this boom and kill
myself ", He said.
Then the Blonde American opens his lunch and its Boloney sandwhichs
he says, " if i get Boloney for lunch one more time i am going to jump of
this boom and kill my self"
The very next day, all three men go up on the boom and open there
lunches, The Mexican Has Burrito's so he jumps off and kills himself,
The Italian Man has Pizza so he jumps off the boom and kills himself,
then the blonde American opens his lunch and its boloney sandwhichs
so he jumps off and kills himself.
At the funerals of the man..the Mexican and the Italian wives are
weeping, the Mexicans wife says" if he would have told me he didn't like
Burritos i would have made him something different (sob sob sob)", The
Italians wife starts weeping and says "if only he would have asked for
something other than pizza i would have gladly given it to him!"
Then they turn to the Blonde Americans wife and she isn't sobbing or
anything and she says " DON'T LOOK AT ME HE MAKES HIS OWN
LUNCH".!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Once apon a time, there were three male construction workers a
Mexican, a Italian man, and a Blonde American. Every day they would
sit up on the boom, of the building they were working on and every day
they would get the same thing for lunch.
The Mexican opened his lunch box and inside was a Burrito. " if i get
another burrito for lunch again, I am going to jump of this boom and kill
myself", He said.
The Italian Man opened his lunch box and inside was pizza " if i get
pizza one more time for lunch i am going to jump off this boom and kill
myself ", He said.
Then the Blonde American opens his lunch and its Boloney sandwhichs
he says, " if i get Boloney for lunch one more time i am going to jump of
this boom and kill my self"
The very next day, all three men go up on the boom and open there
lunches, The Mexican Has Burrito's so he jumps off and kills himself,
The Italian Man has Pizza so he jumps off the boom and kills himself,
then the blonde American opens his lunch and its boloney sandwhichs
so he jumps off and kills himself.
At the funerals of the man..the Mexican and the Italian wives are
weeping, the Mexicans wife says" if he would have told me he didn't like
Burritos i would have made him something different (sob sob sob)", The
Italians wife starts weeping and says "if only he would have asked for
something other than pizza i would have gladly given it to him!"
Then they turn to the Blonde Americans wife and she isn't sobbing or
anything and she says " DON'T LOOK AT ME HE MAKES HIS OWN
LUNCH".!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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