Top ten Perks of reaching 50, being over 60, or heading towards 80
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. No one expects you to run, -anywhere.
3. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
4. There is little left to learn 'the hard way'.
5. Things you buy now won't wear out.
6. You can eat supper at 4:00pm.
7. You no longer see speed limits as a challenge.
8. You can quit holding your stomach in no matter who walks in the door.
9. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. No one expects you to run, -anywhere.
3. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
4. There is little left to learn 'the hard way'.
5. Things you buy now won't wear out.
6. You can eat supper at 4:00pm.
7. You no longer see speed limits as a challenge.
8. You can quit holding your stomach in no matter who walks in the door.
9. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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