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How Retirees Spend Their Time

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  • How Retirees Spend Their Time

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a Cop writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a #^@*&. He glared at me then started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

    So Mary called him a %^$*&. He finished writing the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about twenty minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
    "The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have."

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    Very funny, thanks for the laugh!!