Well, it's not pretty and it's not something you can tell your friends about over dinner I guess, but I found a way to have the morning wakeup while still keeping coffee away from the bladder. Homemade caffeine suppositories. There's actually a lot of pros about it: no digestive upset, no bad breath, no staining your teeth, no peeing like crazy...and you can control exactly how much you get, as opposed to the way it usually happens, just mindlessly drinking cup after cup all day...
My doctor thinks it's a little weird (and probably very desperate) but if you're like me and reeealllllllly need a little boost in the morning to function, well, this discovery has been a lifesaver. I've had to remove so many of life's normal little pleasures thanks to IC, so I figure any end-runs I can make around the monster to take my life back, hey great, whatever. I'll have some decaf tea or fake coffee immediately afterwards, and boom, my life feels almost normal again. Anyway, I can provide some information on how I do it if anyone is interested.
My doctor thinks it's a little weird (and probably very desperate) but if you're like me and reeealllllllly need a little boost in the morning to function, well, this discovery has been a lifesaver. I've had to remove so many of life's normal little pleasures thanks to IC, so I figure any end-runs I can make around the monster to take my life back, hey great, whatever. I'll have some decaf tea or fake coffee immediately afterwards, and boom, my life feels almost normal again. Anyway, I can provide some information on how I do it if anyone is interested.
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