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    I have a fantastic husband, and as newlyweds who have been missing out on some of that "bunny rabbiting" that's supposed to occur, he's been a gem. His only complaint about the situation is some dismay regarding not being able to meet my sexual needs at times though I can meet his. Otherwise, he's supportive, patient, kind, and perfection.

    I started physical therapy which has been really great, and my husband, being the funny guy that he is, thought that perhaps my vagina could be helped further by being "talked to." Much like a plant. He sings it songs, talks to it, tells it to get better, that he's rooting for it. It's more for our amusement than anything, because we get to collapse into giggles and have a good time.

    The other night, we had the most pain-free sex I've seen in almost 2 years. I was doing so well, I even branched out into other positions, including THE one that never gets done because it pokes the bladder directly. You know the one...it's every man's favorite.

    And afterwards...he thanked it. And he meant it.
    -Laura


    Diagnosed with IC October 2005

  • #2
    Laura, you husband really sounds like he is a comedian. I think I would have mine committed if he did that
    'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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    • #3
      He's a cutie...one of those "doesn't have an enemy in the world" kind of guys. He cracks me up every day. Love him like nothing else.
      -Laura


      Diagnosed with IC October 2005

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      • #4
        OMG - so sounds like something mine would do! LOL It's great that they can be silly to make us laugh, I think that it really IS true - laughter is the best medicine!! With mine, I should be the picture of health, lmao!! Especially when he starts the Muppet voice and threatens to talk that way in the grocery store! ARGH!!!!!
        Hugs,
        Tracey
        How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time...

        Harry arrived 2/23/09!



        *IC Volunteers are not medical authorities nor do we offer medical advice. In all cases, we strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

        IC Diet Cheat Sheet:
        http://www.ic-network.com/diet/2009icdietlist.pdf



        Dx's:
        IC dx'd Nov 2004
        Lymphocytic Colitis dx'd July 2005
        Possible IBS
        Current IC Meds
        Vistaril 25mg in the evening
        Previous IC Meds taken:
        Cystoprotek - 2 caps 2x's a day
        Elmiron, 100mg 3x's a day
        Ditropan, 5 mg 3x's a day
        Others:
        Wellbutrin 150mg 2x's a day for Anxiety/IBS
        Pepcid 40mg a day for GERD
        Zytrec for Nasal Allergies
        Align Probiotic daily for IBS

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        • #5
          Haha! Mine too has a muppet voice he breaks out for special occassions. At least he isn't using that one when he talks to my vagina!

          Last weekend we were at our best friends' place. Another married couple. There was also another friend there with us. We've all been friends for years. My husband disappeared to the bathroom, and somewhere along the way found a beige trench coat. We were all sitting in the living room, and all of the sudden he runs into the room with this trench coat on, opens it really quickly, and is only wearing boxers and socks! Then runs away! We were all laughing so hard we were crying. He reappears (fully dressed), 3 or 4 minutes later, and deadpans "What's so funny?"

          He's 30.
          Last edited by sunspot127; 02-08-2007, 06:28 AM.
          -Laura


          Diagnosed with IC October 2005

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          • #6
            LMAO!! That reminds me of the time we were on the PUBLIC dock down at our little city's harbor and hubby and I and couple of the fishing buddies were walking along and then next thing you know, he and one of the other guys are down to boxers and jumped off the doc! Geesh......

            Ok, I am glad mine isn't the only one with a Muppet voice, it's frightengly funny, lmao!! This Muppet isn't for kids...lmao!!!!!!!!!!! Or some days we speak an accent to one another, it's nuts. But keeps me sane - that makes real good sense, lmao!!!!
            Last edited by traceann; 02-12-2007, 02:41 AM.
            Hugs,
            Tracey
            How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time...

            Harry arrived 2/23/09!



            *IC Volunteers are not medical authorities nor do we offer medical advice. In all cases, we strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

            IC Diet Cheat Sheet:
            http://www.ic-network.com/diet/2009icdietlist.pdf



            Dx's:
            IC dx'd Nov 2004
            Lymphocytic Colitis dx'd July 2005
            Possible IBS
            Current IC Meds
            Vistaril 25mg in the evening
            Previous IC Meds taken:
            Cystoprotek - 2 caps 2x's a day
            Elmiron, 100mg 3x's a day
            Ditropan, 5 mg 3x's a day
            Others:
            Wellbutrin 150mg 2x's a day for Anxiety/IBS
            Pepcid 40mg a day for GERD
            Zytrec for Nasal Allergies
            Align Probiotic daily for IBS

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            • #7
              I just hope that when we are old and gray we are still making each other laugh, playing, and trying to have fun. It's nice to have that. And you're right...it does make you more sane! What an oxymoron!
              -Laura


              Diagnosed with IC October 2005

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              • #8
                OH MY GOODNESS I NEEDED TO LAUGH THAT HARD!!!

                Thank you guys!
                http://www.TheCraftyEwe.etsy.com

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                • #9
                  Hilarious

                  My husband is a comedian too... he makes me laugh so hard I choke on food and drink sometimes. He is a great mimic and mimics other people that we know from work, etc, and it has me in stitches....
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                  Jen

                  *Diagnosed with severe IC in 2004
                  *Also diagnosed with PFD, fibromyalgia, chronic myofascial pain, IBS, migraines, allergies/asthma, dermatographism
                  *Kept trying a million different treatments for all these things until I found what works, and I am doing okay these days with the help of a cocktail of medications and the InterStim, which was first placed in 2007. [I have had 2 revisions - one in 2010 when my battery died and had to be replaced, and one complete replacement (lead and generator) in 2012 after a fall on my stairs caused my lead to move.]
                  *Current meds include Atarax (50mg at night), Lyrica (150mg twice a day), Xanax (0.5mg at night and as needed), Zanaflex (4mg at night), hydrocodone (10/325, every 6 hours as needed), Advair, Nasonex, Singulair (10mg at night), oral contraceptives, home instills containing Elmiron and Marcaine (as often as I need to do them).

                  **I am not a medical authority nor do I offer definitive medical advice. I strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

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                  • #10
                    My bf is a comedian too... One time we had just gotten into a fight. He went upstairs to his room, while I cleaned the dishes. He yelled down the stairs "babe come here." I was angry and yelled no!!! Finally I walked up the stairs to find the door closed... Which was wierd because it's always open. I opened the door and he's standing there wearing just an orange hunting vest, a camo floppy hat and calf high hunting boots. He had his salute pose and then starting dancing towards me. (paractlically naked.) I was histerically laughing!!! I said what are you wearing?? lol He said "well you dress up for me so I'm dressing up for you!" In camo hunting gear?? It was funny!
                    ***Rachel***

                    Dance like no one is watching
                    Love like you've never been hurt
                    Live today like it's your last

                    Dxd with IC in June '06

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                    • #11
                      You gotta love the funny guys! It's so helpful - either to end a fight or to make you feel better when you are feeling like crud.

                      I love it when mine makes the cat talk to me...lol...
                      Hugs,
                      Tracey
                      How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time...

                      Harry arrived 2/23/09!



                      *IC Volunteers are not medical authorities nor do we offer medical advice. In all cases, we strongly encourage you to discuss your medical treatment with your personal medical care provider. Only they can, and should, give medical recommendations to you.

                      IC Diet Cheat Sheet:
                      http://www.ic-network.com/diet/2009icdietlist.pdf



                      Dx's:
                      IC dx'd Nov 2004
                      Lymphocytic Colitis dx'd July 2005
                      Possible IBS
                      Current IC Meds
                      Vistaril 25mg in the evening
                      Previous IC Meds taken:
                      Cystoprotek - 2 caps 2x's a day
                      Elmiron, 100mg 3x's a day
                      Ditropan, 5 mg 3x's a day
                      Others:
                      Wellbutrin 150mg 2x's a day for Anxiety/IBS
                      Pepcid 40mg a day for GERD
                      Zytrec for Nasal Allergies
                      Align Probiotic daily for IBS

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                      • #12
                        LOL! I loved the stories!
                        *IC-- Summer 2004; PFD--October 2005
                        *Fibro--Fall 2000; CFS-- Fall 2000
                        *MPS--Fall 2000; Crohn's disease-- 1997*IBS,GERD, *Migraines, hypothyroidism, GYN problems *Degenerative Disc Disease/scoliosis

                        Total Abdominal Hysterectomy--adenomyosis--9\08

                        04/17/09 Crohn's disease almost killed me with a combo of extreme constipation from pain medications. My bowel ruptured, I almost died from peritonitis and spent several days in the ICU then more in a private room on the floor. If you have any questions about severe constipation from pain meds please don't hesitate to send me a message.

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